Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Relationships: Let's make Love...i've got the recipe. (Love Potion #9)

It seem's the world is not making enough love. For those who need to relax and let a little loving in their lives. I've got the recipe.
Wisconsin in winter get's really cold. And what better way to keep warm than having someone close to you to help ease those winter time blues and chase away the chills. Now some may beg to differ and say the best recipe is wrapping yourself in your snuggie, cupping a glass of hot cocoa and falling to sleep while watching reruns of "Seinfeld". And obviously...that person isn't getting any, nor are they taking full advantage of the secluded winter wonderland which can easily heat up....if you know how to crank up the heat....no WE Energies..!
On a cold day what better way to settle in than grab your loved one and releax with some comfort food. I suggest tossing some quilts and blankets on the couch, gathering under them and throw a dvd in the dvd player. Sit back, relax, snack and but ofcourse...take advantage of this most intimate situation (like your really gonna be paying attention to the movie anyway).
Light some incense, chill, inhale the fruits........in so many words..relax your mind. Smoke a joint if you have too. In many cases THC has been seen to increase sexual libido amongt couples. Hey...it's a snow day, and if it isn't...do it for the love. Trust me!
After a little food, a little cuddling, a quick movie and some mental relaxation you may already be at the point of ecstatic bliss and long to tear each other apart. But remember to make the most out of the moment and strive to make a good thing last. So, if your not living off in the barren lands maybe the two of you should opt for a brisk winter walk. Not a long walk, but a short romantic walk to a local bar to have a quick drink before ending off the night.
And what better drink to drink on a cold, cold day but whiskey! For the fellas I suggest straight up whiskey shots, for the ladies..if you can't hang...a whiskey sour should do. After knocking back a few drinks and maybe a beer or two you both should be feeling the ecstasy in the air. By that time the culmination of food, cuddling, movie, mental relaxation and alcohol have got to have you two ready to get it on!
There is nothing more to it, but to do it. The rest is up to you.
Let these words be your guide, and let love be your stride....

OneLove & BlaxLife

1 comment:

Unknown said...

I'm digging that! Recession friendly love at it's finest!